Clay Aiken is a confirmed bachelor

Clay Aiken has just announced that the sky is blue, and that ice is cold. Also, that he's flaming gay. He tells people magazine, "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things." However he can raise his child to his horrible horrible gay sounding music : /



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In other news Lindsay Lohan has also announced that she is playing for the other team. Why do all the good ones turn? It's the policy of this website to "Leave Lindsay A-Lohan," however, this is the first time that she has publicly admitted to pretending to be gay to try and keep her name in the news.

She's just precious. Never trust a ginger.

These things always happen in 3's ... therefore ... Carson Daly ... we're waiting ...