I've already done Halloween. This year I attended my friends Halloween extravaganza and went as one of the most popular costumes that all the kids love: Sexy Robot.
The costume went over very well ... until my friend Elin and I decided to sneak over to a frat house where a drunk Mexican guy decided to tear off my styrofoam robot boobs. Mexicans do not like fake robot boobs. They only like the real thing. Luckily I was able to escape with my robot breasts, however my dignity, and my watch were never found. I actually used the watch.
Here are some other great Halloween costume ideas:
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39 comments:
omg, your costume is the funniest thing ever
are you even a real person? so funny
sergio has an alibi!
funny how you men get slutted out too for halloween, everybody whore it up! even you hussy robots you!
I feel so famous now since you mentioned my name.
O, after you left, I wore your gladiator-like arm shields. pshhh
i wanna go to that party!
i left my bum scarf at the party!
Where do you live? Is this in New York, L.A.?
L.A.
it's YOUNGSTOWN, OHIO BIATCH
you should be in N.Y. your robot sexiness would take the city by storm
wherever you live i wish it was closer to me, you're soooo funny!
Come to Sydney! We have good parties here. we need you
no, come to Boston, we need you more!
i say you come to Denver, i read your "mrn does america" thing, you should see the mountains when it's not pitch black! and i say Denver needs you more. your site is hilarious, i got like all my friends hooked now. MRN for president!
i say you come to toronto, we'd love you here!!!!!
you should move here to Chicago! you would run the city! mrn 4 prez!
she typed my name wrong!!!! but yes come to Chicago!!!! you should tour somehow!
come to London! London needs you!
You should come to Iowa ... cuz we pretty much got nothing. you can have parties with farmers
p.s. i love love love your site
come to San Fran! you would love it ... i think ... maybe not. i think your a republican and you might hate the people. But we'd love you!
come to brazil!
you NEED to come to Denver! Denver NEEDS you!!!!
Move to NYC!!!! We want you here!!!
wtf is going on here.
now i feel compelled to say...
COME TO TACOMA, WASHINGTON!
:/
come to Romania, haha i just read the numa numa thing.
no no no ... you should come to Dallas, Dallas needs you most!
we need you in New York! seriously, you are very funny, you should think about it. you could make big here! believe me
nooooooooo come to Vegas! we need sexy robots in Vegas!
srsly...what the heck!
no, everyone is wrong, you should come to Philly WE need you most! we need sexy robots and people who hate carson daly! haha
no one said anything about my costume.
fuck this blog!
Your costume was awesome and baller! Somehow this post turned into a list of places i'm supposed to go!? It's the intraweb, i just go with it.
i like that girl's costume too!
oh and you should move to cali! we need you more i say!
aw, i just read all of this, the obama change girls costume is real clever, i like it!
and the sexy robot is sooo sexy! i like your duct tape boobs!
and i think you should move to Pittsburgh! we're bored here!
love your site!
all three costumes are great, but i am partial to sexy robot
and I say that you should come to austin tx! you would really like it here and we NEED you! you would run this place, it's your kind of place i can tell!
ok now i like where these comments are going.... people commenting on how much they like my costume and THEN telling you to come visit their hometowns.
lol i like "elin's" costume and the other girl and i of course love sexy robot.
and then I THINK you should come to D.C.
we need you most of all, it's not very funny here : (
you should come to West Texas, it's hot here! and i'm bored here!
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