Here we have one of my favorites. Farm Land Costume. Either that or a really horrible Batman Costume. This costume is stupid, I don't even see corn. Burn in hell.
Every year, Billy looks up at me and says, "Daddy can I go as a bunny with a sword for Halloween this year?" And every year I strike him, and say, "No, I am not your dad, I only do community service here!"
People always use Halloween as an excuse to be sexy and show off the goods.
I know what you're thinking. Who the hell has a Spy Kids poster?!
This guy ...
Cat With Panties On It. I didn't have money when I was a kid, so this was my costume every year : / Except for the year I went as Jockstrap On Dog. I saved up that year.
Such an easy costume. Don't go as this. Every one goes as an office phone.
Awe! Use it and you end up on Dateline.
How I choose to live my life:
But the very Best Worst Halloween costume of all time, the reigning champion is .... Whatever The Holly Jeebus This Awesomeness Is!!!
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