Techno Viking raided our world so that we may serve him delicious bottled water, which pleases him. For if it were not for tasty bottled water Techno Viking would unleash his fury on us all and the streets would run red with the blood of the unbelievers.
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all hail Techno Viking!!!!
i'm scared of him!
it's Techno Vikings world, we're just living in it
this is why i hate europeans
and i love the historical references to norsemen and constantinople. do a vietnam one next!
now i have nightmares forever
that's my dad
that's MY mom!
that's ME!
i'm a real viking and i hate techno
i like country
no i'm the real viking and i love techno, that other guys is fake
lol i love the comments!!!
techno viking is my son, and you shouldn't make fun of him, he's sensitive
Well, i'm Techno Viking's dad and i say the boy is tough and doesn't need to be coddled!
Techno Viking 477 up, 9 down
The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.
The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.
Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.
haha the internet is weird!
first of all, techno viking is my grandson, and he comes from a long line of techno vikings and he is proud of his heritage
haha well i'm Techno Viking's cousin's roommates's neighbor's best friend's god sisters's attorney and i say that Techno Viking loves the Techno
i love the people pretending to be techno viking
it's very wtf
he's giving us a bad name!
omg !
haha
more! i deman more techno viking!
i'm his cat
meow
i'm his cat
meow
these comments are great!
he doesn't even seem human, he's like a mythological creature!
he has no cat, only techno dog
i'm techno viking's girlfriend.
WHAT THE HELL TECHNO VIKING??? WHO'S THIS BLUE HAIRED HOE!?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME! YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND TECHNO BABIES!! HOW COULD YOU JUST THROW EVERYTHING WE HAD AWAY!
I HOPE YOU HAVE ORAL HERPIES FROM THAT BALD MAN'S WATER BOTTLE!!
the comments are as funny as the video!
Techno viking said that we should all celebrate at a huge party that that he has put together for all of his followers and he said that we all shall drink his special punch to us to full enlightenment! So come and join us.
This message has been brought to you by Tom Cruise on behalf of the church of scientology please drink the puch willingly or we will be forced to force you.
hahahahaha a very well done blog! :-D love the humour. funny how he has someone to bring him water too! whatever was in that water, i want some!
"its techno vikings world, we're just living in it"
words that true arent spoken often.
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