Worst Halloween Costumes!

My Halloween costume was of course Sexy Robot. But not everyone is as fortunate, and handsome. Here are some of the very worst Halloween costumes ever:


Here we have one of my favorites. Farm Land Costume. Either that or a really horrible Batman Costume. This costume is stupid, I don't even see corn. Burn in hell.






Every year, Billy looks up at me and says, "Daddy can I go as a bunny with a sword for Halloween this year?" And every year I strike him, and say, "No, I am not your dad, I only do community service here!"





People always use Halloween as an excuse to be sexy and show off the goods.





I know what you're thinking. Who the hell has a Spy Kids poster?!





Superman.





This guy ... don't be this guy:





Cat With Panties On It. I didn't have money when I was a kid, so this was my costume every year : / Except for the year I went as Jockstrap On Dog. I saved up that year.





Such an easy costume. Don't go as this. Every one goes as an office phone.





Awe! Use it and you end up on Dateline.





How I choose to live my life:




But the very Best Worst Halloween costume of all time, the reigning champion is .... Whatever The Holly Jeebus This Awesomeness Is!!!



Happy Easter Everyone.

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Halloween Costumes!

It's that time of year again, the time when you get to dress up like a school girl and go to strangers homes to get candy. Also known as my Tuesdays.

I've already done Halloween. This year I attended my friends Halloween extravaganza and went as one of the most popular costumes that all the kids love: Sexy Robot.



The costume went over very well ... until my friend Elin and I decided to sneak over to a frat house where a drunk Mexican guy decided to tear off my styrofoam robot boobs. Mexicans do not like fake robot boobs. They only like the real thing. Luckily I was able to escape with my robot breasts, however my dignity, and my watch were never found. I actually used the watch.

Here are some other great Halloween costume ideas:











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Bollywood Thriller

For my money there really aren't a race of people that are more entertaining than Indians. The dot on the forehead kind, not the feather kind. I've always been a fan. I love their dancing, and because of my color blindness they all look green to me. I wouldn't eat the food if you paid me, but the entire country of India is butt-high in monkeys. I loooove it. For realz.

To help get you in the mood for Halloween, here is the greatest Indian version of Thriller I've seen in hours:



Love it. They don't just provide confusing tech support they also provide ... baller dancing:

It's Bunday!

Yay, thank you jeebus! It's Bunday! There was no Caturday this week because I was very busy being accosted by Mexican frat guys because apparently my sexy robot technology was too powerful :/

So as a special treat to make up for the lack of hilarious kitty pictures, I've brought out the big guns, bunnies. They might eat their young and carry a wide variety of diseases, but so do I, and I'm still adorable. So enjoy the power and glory that is Bunday!









































Yes! The first Bunday was an amazing success! Visit me sponsors, tell your friends, and keep sending me pictures of you animals to nollpost@hotmail.com If I use your animal for a post, you win nothing! Yay!

Rap Battle Literal Translation

Oh snap! Snap! Beotch got pwned!

Watch this world class rapper Eli, destroy on the mic!




That was hardcore, but it gets off the hook in this vidizzle:



Oh no he didn't! G held it down son! Held that shiat down!

... i had to look these expressions up on google. Cuz that's how we roll in my hood bitch!

Numa Numa: What Language?

My friends, I have found the greatest internet message board .... ever!

First ... here is the song:



Amazing, we all love it etc ... but here is the real fun, i found an internet message board filled with like a million people fighting over what language it's in. It's so funny, it both cured and gave me feline aids.

Now ... here is what YOU do ... go to the site, pick your favorite quotes and leave them as comments here! The top quotes will be made into the ultimate top Numa Numa quote list later in the week!



Click Here To Find Your Favorite Quote!

UPDATE: Top Ten Numa Numa Quotes

Kelly Pavlik Lost: Fail

Boxer, and tanning bed spokesman, Kelly Pavlik just lost his match with an old guy. Pavlik is from the area I'm currently living in (until I can tunnel out) and he's a big deal around here. Since he has lost and brought even more shame to Youngstown, Ohio I feel it's now appropriate to say a few things about him ...

1. That guy's a boxer?! Seriously, I think my mom could take that guy, look at him! And if you are reading this Kelly, notice I didn't say I could. Your beef is with her. But really, the little neighbor girl has more muscles than him. I wouldn't even send him to tell her to stop, I'm afraid he'd come back with a black eye, and a soccer ball imprint on his forehead.

2. Kelly. His name is Kelly. Sarah, Lilly, and Elizabeth were already taken. He should be doing "foxy boxing."

3. Fail. He failed. And none of that, "well he had a good run, and we're still proud of him" ... yadda yadda yadda ... no. No we are not. He failed. Fail. He lost to a boxer who was like 80 years old. He might as well come back here and bring his Fail to the rest of the Fail here and we can all just have one big heaping pile of Fail. No fail, only win, or epic win. I'm sick of people accepting failure all the time. Every time i hear about how one of my Cleveland sports teams had a good season when they didn't win it all, I want to punch Carson Daly in the neck. The two actually aren't related. But no more failing, if you accept failing, you'll get failing. You must win, and not just by a little. You must crush your opponent so ruthlessly that they will never be the same again. And then ... just when they begin to regroup later in life ... you must destroy them again! Do this over and over, until you are 100 years old and they begin to pick up the pieces of their life and then kick the walker out from underneath them and remind them of their earlier failure!

4. I don't really care about boxing at all ... tee hee. I just like seeing how many times i can use the word "fail" in a post. Fourteen.

Here's a clip from the fight:

Tears for Fears Literal Version

Do you still remember the 80's? Here is another literal version of a popular 80's video ... why didn't I think of this?! Maybe it's because I spend all day watching cartoons and doing testicular cancer checks : /




Here is the A-Ha one: Click Here

Caturday: Burger King Edition

Yay! Happy Caturday to everyone! And now because all the kids out there have been asking for it ... it's Burger King Caturday ... for some reason!? WTF?!

































Burger King Funny Videos Click Here!

Yay, another amazingly successful Caturday! Thank you jeebus, you are the real burger king!

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