Celebrities without makeup with makeup added!

I don't know about you, but nothing makes me feel better about myself than seeing other people at their worse. Midgets make me feel taller, obese people make me feel thinner, Carson Daly makes me feel like I don't have herpes, you get the idea. And so I was looking on the intrawebs and found some pictures of celebrities without makeup. And it actually made me feel kind of bad, i mean, they can't be expected to be perfect at all times. Plus I'm thinking ahead, and if my short movie helps make me ultra famous in the next year or so, I really don't want to have to be in full makeup every time I go out.

So I decided to use my advance image manipulating technology, and add makeup to the pictures of these poor unsuspecting celebrities. I feel like I did a good thing today. I deserve all these Hot Pockets on my desk.

We start with Courtney Cox, my 7th favorite "Friend." She's 60 now, she has 11 kids, so she's not always gonna look her best:



So using my advanced technology, I added a little lipstick, added some pink around the eyes to help bring out a more vibrant and healthy look:



Next we have national treasure, Barbara Streisand. I'll never forget the impact she had on my life with her amazing performance as Skeksis in "The Dark Crystal." Google it.



So what I did was bring out her eyes with some subtle blue eyeshadow, accentuated the eyebrows, brought out that winning smile with a touch of beautiful red lipstick and then brought out some color in the cheeks with a bit of pink:



When you think of the finest actresses of our time, who is the first woman to come to mind? That's right, Kristen Dunst. A lot of people make fun of her, call her snaggletooth and all of that. To be honest, I think she's a pretty girl. Even without makeup, she's good looking:



However, we could all use a bit of help. For instance I would love to have something done about this third nipple on my forehead ... I'd like to get it pierced. So for Kirsten I first added a little bit of eyeliner to help bring out her beautifully little eyes, and then of course I added some lipstick. I think the lipstick really helps bring out her new smile, which took hours of painstaking work in order to increase the size of the teeth. Lets pretend her mouth is a 2nd grade classroom, no gum allowed.



Remember Hellen Hunt? Famous of course for the wildly successful show, "Mad About You," that nobody ever watched. And for getting naked in "As Good As It Gets." And if that's as good as it gets then we're screwed : /



He's not a bad looking guy, but I just felt he could look a little more distinguished with a nice mustache and soul patch.



There probably isn't a better singer-songwriter today than, Pink. But pink looks a little gray without all the makeup:



I'll be honest, I really half-assed this one. I got distracted by a particularly interesting episode of Spongebob Squarepants and just sorta did this:



Finally what happens when you cross a world class actress with a bucket full of lemons? Renee Zellweger. Without makeup, Renee's looking a little ... i don't know, bee stingy?



But don't worry, because she's looking like a trillion dollars after just a tiny bit of work around the eyes, and small dab of lipstick. Now that's Oscar worthy.



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