Monday, January 12, 2009

Things that make you say AW!

Last night I was busy drinking as much mouthwash as I could, in order to not feel pain anymore, and looking at facebook fan clubs of my a-hole father ... when I was struck with a great idea all by myself, right after my friend Elin thought of it ... people on the intrawebs love cute pictures, so I should put together some of the cutest pictures anyone has ever seen!

And not just any old cute pictures, but the very cutest. Pictures so cute that they will make you want to gouge out your eyes with your own sharpened knee cartilage.

So with out further a blah blah blah ... here are the cutest pictures on the internet ever!


Did somebody say Otters? I think they did, because look at these sickeningly cute little otters holding hands. They don't want to get separated. You know why? Love. Love, that's why. If I had a human heart, it would be beating right now.

cute otters


Now lets look at some doggies. Look at this adorable little dog, and it's wearing glasses! It thinks it's people. Doesn't that make you want to not kill? Just for a moment?

dog with glasses


Uh oh ... watch out for that shark, oh wait, it's not a shark, it's a little adorable doggy in a wee little costume to make it look like he's being eaten by a shark. How f'n precious is that? It's not just shark he should watch out for, because he's so cute I could just eat him up.

cute shark dog costume


Oh nose! ... see what I did there.

cute doggies


If those doggies were so hungry why didn't they just wait for the cookies to finish being made by Santa doggy! Oh no... noooo it's too cute, it's making me menstruate, it's just too much!

Santa doggie baking


And what's this? Oh it's chloroform doggy! Precious. Nothing, and i've said this many times, nothing is cuter than animals passed out after being given a dangerous drug.

passed out puppy


Aw and look at all these doggies! They are all tuckered out from their adorable little anything goes sex party. They must have really gone wild. Adorably wild.

orangutans and tigers


And who is this friendly little doggy? Hey there fella, what kind of dog are you? I think you're an Adoradoggie, that's what kind. The blood in me is escaping through my pores because this is just too much cuteness.

wtf animal


Now look at these precious little dogs. Look at them wearing their little outfits! Aw they think they're people! They might look adorable, but if you bring one home, be warned, they are hard to housebreak : /

adorable midgets


And finally the cutest most adorable doggies ever ... chubby Chinese doggies! hehe no no, you can't have those fries, that's people food.

chubby chinese kids


Too much, just too much adorableness. I'm going to go eroticly asphyxiate myself now while watching Apocalypto, because i just can't handle that much cuteness.




Site News: ok, after seeing when I get the most viewers i've decided the following: The site will update monday through friday, and every once in a while there will be a Caturday, you'll never know when. Thank you jeebus.


9 comments:

mrn fan said...

hahaha!!!!! wtf is a good tag!

sara terminator said...

hahah!!! those aren't all dogs! this is great

elin said...

the puppy in the pink glasses is too much. it makes me want to kill myself because now i know i will never see anything cuter for the rest of my life.

roxxy said...

i agree, that puppy is so amazingly cute i can't stand it. some of these other ones aren't quite as cute, but still cute and weird, and funny and weird! haha

kmt said...

one of the funnier things i've read in a long time!

MRN hater said...

this is the gayest site i've ever seen. i don't get you or your flipping website. the last four pictures weren't even doggies you artard!

jill said...

who's this hater hating on my boyfriend?? someone sure started their morning off with a full glass of hater-ade.

don't make me slap some hoes up in here!

e said...

do it do it slap some hos!

cheeez said...

hey those midgets are my parents! i'm suing you!

oh wait, no they aren't. nevermind.

great site!