Well it turns out I was obviously correct. Vince Shlomi was recently arrested for getting into a physical fight with a prostitute. Read here: Sham Pow
I'm sure the fellas in the jail loved his nuts.
So lets again play "fill in the blanks" with the best quotes from the Slap Chop commercial!
Here are the rules: I've taken some of Vince's best quotes, and blanked out a word. Pick your favorite quote then fill in the dirty word of your choice and leave it as a comment. Next week I'll list the top ten "Sham Wow Guy Sex Quotes!"
"Hi its Vince with _______!"
"You’re gonna be in a great mood all day, cause you’re gonna be slappin your troubles with _______."
"And now look at this, when you add a _______ the more you do it, the finer it gets."
"Now, you love _______, you hate making it. You know you hate making _______ that’s why you don’t have any _______ in your _______. Now watch this, one slap, _______!"
"Now I love _______ too, but once in a while, get the _______ in, at least throw it on top of the _______."
"This thing, this _______ looks boring. Stop having a boring _______, stop having a boring life. Add this _______, putting it in like this, now you’re going to have a nice, _______. Look at this, you’re gonna have an exciting life now."
"Look here’s a hard _______. One _______, you add the pickle..."
"You’re gonna love my nuts."
"Watch this _______. Comes with a _______ so you can do everything in the _______. Alright, or you can do it on the _______, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it."
Stop throwing your _______ away. You know, not only nuts, what about _______? Put a _______, look at that, isn’t that beautiful on your _______?
"The reason you’re gonna slap away everyday is cause its so easy to clean."
"The _______ with the skin, alright this is making you cry, making me cry. Alright _______'s hard enough as it is."
"You hit it like this. Guys we’re gonna make _______ _______ again. One slap at a time!"
"Put it in the _______, take it out when you need it. Pass it around the table. You’re gonna love this thing."
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