Well it turns out I was obviously correct. Vince Shlomi was recently arrested for getting into a physical fight with a prostitute. Read here: Sham Pow
I'm sure the fellas in the jail loved his nuts.
So lets again play "fill in the blanks" with the best quotes from the Slap Chop commercial!
Here are the rules: I've taken some of Vince's best quotes, and blanked out a word. Pick your favorite quote then fill in the dirty word of your choice and leave it as a comment. Next week I'll list the top ten "Sham Wow Guy Sex Quotes!"
"Hi its Vince with _______!"
"You’re gonna be in a great mood all day, cause you’re gonna be slappin your troubles with _______."
"And now look at this, when you add a _______ the more you do it, the finer it gets."
"Now, you love _______, you hate making it. You know you hate making _______ that’s why you don’t have any _______ in your _______. Now watch this, one slap, _______!"
"Now I love _______ too, but once in a while, get the _______ in, at least throw it on top of the _______."
"This thing, this _______ looks boring. Stop having a boring _______, stop having a boring life. Add this _______, putting it in like this, now you’re going to have a nice, _______. Look at this, you’re gonna have an exciting life now."
"Look here’s a hard _______. One _______, you add the pickle..."
"You’re gonna love my nuts."
"Watch this _______. Comes with a _______ so you can do everything in the _______. Alright, or you can do it on the _______, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it."
Stop throwing your _______ away. You know, not only nuts, what about _______? Put a _______, look at that, isn’t that beautiful on your _______?
"The reason you’re gonna slap away everyday is cause its so easy to clean."
"The _______ with the skin, alright this is making you cry, making me cry. Alright _______'s hard enough as it is."
"You hit it like this. Guys we’re gonna make _______ _______ again. One slap at a time!"
"Put it in the _______, take it out when you need it. Pass it around the table. You’re gonna love this thing."
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Stop throwing your POOP away. You know, not only nuts, what about BUTTHOLES? Put a HAT ON, look at that, isn’t that beautiful on your PENIS?
"Now I love VAGINA too, but once in a while, get the PENIS in, at least throw it on top of the TAINT."
"Now, you love JIZZ, you hate making it. You know you hate making JIZZ that’s why you don’t have any JIZZ in your MOMS HAIR. Now watch this, one slap, JIZZ!"
"You hit it like this. Guys we’re gonna make BUCKETS OF PENIS JUICE again. One slap at a time!"
"Watch this SCHLONG. Comes with a JAR OF LUBE so you can do everything in the BUNGHOLE. Alright, or you can do it on the TITTIES, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it."
"Look here’s a hard Pee Pee. One Vay Jay, you add the pickle..."
"The GIANT FAT COCK with the skin, alright this is making you cry, making me cry. Alright GIANT FAT COCK's hard enough as it is."
tacos, frettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini
"And now look at this, when you add a MIDGET WITH 5 BALLS the more you do it, the finer it gets."
hehe these are hilarious
"You’re gonna love my nuts." PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS BALLS
"Put it in the Your Grandmas Saggy Butt, take it out when you need it. Pass it around the table. You’re gonna love this thing."
buttsecks
I can think of some really horrible things to say, but I think you would ban me from commenting.
"Hi its Vince with GIANT HAIRY BALLS AND A MANGINA!"
mangina!! hehehehehe
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Look here’s a hard Catholic Priest. One Altar Boy, you add the pickle..."
He doesnot make a good gay.the skin is terrible..
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