Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Susan Boyle!

It's tax day here in America. The day we are all reminded that the government SUCKS A$$! They take all of our money, place it into a large sack, fill the sack with kittens and then burn it. The reason the United States of America was created in the first place, was because people were sick of the oppressive taxes, and no representation. We have representation, but it's obscenely terrible. So maybe it's time for another revolution. It's time to create a new country, The United States of MRNland. It's time you people stopped being dictated to by a President and start being ruled by a malevolent King. I will destroy you and feed upon your sorrows! That's my slogan.

But earlier today while planning my absolute monarchy, I came across a video, a video that I love so hard it hurts my insides. This video almost made me forget that life is just an ongoing series of disappointments, tragedies, and loss. I almost forgot that life is a bitter death spiral that only teases you with fleeting glimmers of hope that are quickly extinguished like the flame of a candle in a dust storm.

Susan Boyle

This video makes me feel human emotions, and I don't even have the deep psychological need to mock it in any way. I LOVE THIS SO HARD. WATCH!








6 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg this made me cry!!!!!

p.s. please don't take over the country!

Elle

sars said...

That was great! Made me feel better!

BrE said...

!!!! THIS IS THE NICEST THING YOU EVER POSTED!

Chex said...

she aint much on the eyes but that lady is pretty sweet

Anonymous said...

it's the eyebrows

-e

zzzzzzzzzoooroooooo said...

i can't stop watching this