Friday, May 22, 2009

WTF Friday 10!

This week's WTF Friday goes back a ways. This is where it all began. The first of the MRN's. I'm the 5th in a long line of MRN's. We are a rare and proud people. A mixture of gypsy, pirate, and African Warlord. This was from 1908, when the first gathering of the MRN younglings arrived in Brussels for a special camp in which the following skills were instructed:

- Deadly Karate Moves
- Pottery
- Baller-A$$ Breakdancing Moves
- Irony
and of course ... - Sensual Message.

It was from this early meeting of the MRN's that the MRN creed originated: "To one goes all, and to all goes deez nutz"

Many decades of racism later, and I am the last of the MRN's. I am like the Highlander, there can be only one.

It recently came to my attention that their is another Michael Noll out there. I actually remember meeting you at a family reunion. I didn't like you. You tucked your polo shirt into your pants and you wore loafers. You're an ass. Change your name.

.... Remember what I said ... There can be only ONE.

So ... Change your name if you know what's good for your monkey ass.

MRN's



BTW I'm doing tons of posts again, so tell EVERYONE you know about this website. Unless you liked Hitler, then i guess you wont tell everyone you know. But if you hated him, then tell EVERYONE you know. K, thanx, bye.



6 comments:

shhh said...
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shhh said...

wow, you really are a genius, everything on this site pretty much confirms that!!!!!

Anonymous said...

MRN you are my new god.

Is that too much?

sean said...

come out and bowl with erin and i. we found this sweet bowling alley in solon. tons of hot 16 year oldish chicks there.

sean said...

p.s. dudes too.

Jill said...

sweet! you should totally go bowling with sean and erin! hahaha

You're only the 5th? I thought you would have been at least like the 9th or 10th.

I like your bunny costume by the way. I hope you saved it so we can make our future mrn babies wear it and pose like this picture.