Tiger Woods, America's greatest basketball player, has been putting his balls in a lot of holes lately. He's been taking hard whacks with his club, all over the country. Here is an up-to-date list of all the road-tail this Tiger has been chasing:
Rachel Uchitel - Physicist
Mindy Lawton - Heart Surgeon
Jaimee Grubbs - Architect
Jaimie Jung - Chemical Engineer
Joslyn James - Psychiatrist
Holly Sampson - Constitutional Law Professor
Kalika Moquin - Novelist, Foreign Affairs Expert For The State Department
Rosie Odonnell - Actress and Model
Kirstie Alley - Model and Actress
Sarah Laux - Typist
Pamela Merkys - Lady Who Eats Birds, Environmentalist
Bea Arthur - Actress, Ghost
The Alien Girl From Avatar - Porn Star
Jen Li and Mindy Wu - Brain Doctors
Spencer Pratt - Feminine Product Used To Help Women Clean Their Vaginas
This Goat - Prostitute
MRN - Prostitute
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7 comments:
Love it MRN!!!! The Goat and You were the final straw! I almost peed!
haha!!!!!!!!
oh god
Wow he really gets around. And "Lady Who Eats Birds, Environmentalist" - that made me spit out my drink.
Sure are a lot of skanks on that list, especially that last one! ; )
wait...WHAT???
You've been cheating on me???
....WITH TIGER WOODS????
It just got steadily funnier as I scrolled down! I hate Spencer Pratt! LOL!
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