I sometimes forget that people actually like my crap. I forget because I live in a horrible, small, depressed town filled mostly with rednecks and scum who have hate inside of them where organs should be.
Sometimes I just want to cover the globe in gasoline and light a match, but a few things prevent me from doing this; my awesome girlfriend, my cool friends, my mom, my dog, movies and music... Also paint thinner.
Despite having amazing talent at every ability and god-like omnipresence over anything I take an interest in, I am no good at music. But I like it a whole lot. I like finding music and sharing it with others. Usually strangers on public transportation, but since the court orders, i'll have to share with strangers on the internet instead. So here are 5 songs that you probably don't know, but should, because I like them, and whatever I like you should like. Just do it, don't fight it, just lie back and enjoy it, it'll be easier for both of us that way. Here are the songs:
5. The Skids - The Saints Are Coming
U2 and Greenday did a cover after that snow storm hit New Orleans and all those people's houses caught on fire. But their version sucked. Here's the real thing.
4. The Knife - Pass This On
It's not what it looks like.
3. Chris Isaak - Forever Blue
A great song to think about dying to. Just sayin' : /
2. Q. Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses
You might recognize it but not know why ... this is the song from Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill tucks his wiener in between his legs and gets hella gay. Great song though, just try not to picture the penis tucking. Now it's all you can think about. Sorry. Crap, now it's all I can think about too! This is why I drink.
1. Tim Phillips - Song For Ten
The song is from my favorite British Science Fiction Show, Doctor Who. If you make fun of me for loving Doctor Who, I will murder you in your sleep and marry your mom.