Music Wars! The Beatles vs The Rolling Stones vs Elvis vs Cameo

Brand new edition to MRNspace: Music Wars!




4 Musical Acts Enter, One leaves. ... because the others are murdered. Well, not really murdered, but I just pick which one I like the most. And then I spend a year stalking them and murder them. Well not Elvis, he's already dead. But I will murder his family! Wait, wait I think I'm getting confused. Ok, so nobody gets "murdered" but still ... 4 Musical Acts Enter, but only One Survives! And is murdered.

1st:

The Beatles

Skills: Awesome Songs, Beard Growing, Fancy Outfits, Ringo

Weaknesses: Dying, Ringo





next:

The Rolling Stones

Skills: Awesome Songs (until the mid 80's,) Immortality, Karate

Weaknesses: Eating Disorders, Massive Drug Abuse, Poor Typing




next:

Elvis

Skills: Fancy Outfits, King of Rock n Roll, Karate

Weaknesses: Dead, Massive Drug Abuse, Athlete's Foot




next:

Cameo

Skills: Awesome Songs, Fancy Outfits, Black

Weaknesses: Dead? Maybe, nobody knows, Only one hit song, Black





- Beatles defeat Elvis, it was 4 to 1. Well, really 3 to 1, I'm not counting Ringo.

- Rolling Stones defeat Cameo, which shocked me because Cameo is black. But Charlie Watts stabbed him.

Which left it to Beatles vs. Rolling Stones.

Two Men Enter ... Each Other ... One Man Leaves.

Winner: ?

Your comments will decide.

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