When I was born, I came out my momma's butt and the doctors said, "Oh my god! He has two umbilical chords!" But they were wrong. One was a penis. They weren't sure which. So now I have both. And they are both awesome. And because I've been so blessed, I walk through life making an awesome face. The most awesome face of all time, it's called the MRN Face, and I'm obviously the first and only person to make it.
The MRN Face:
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