Photobombs 3!

Back with part 3 of "Photobombs." Photobombs are when a person or animal ruins a picture. Ruining things is good. I've ruined pictures, lives, and most of my orifices.

Your excitement dissolved your chin.

You sir, are a national treasure.





Good boy.

Finally someone had the guts to puke what everyone was thinking. This wedding is a sham.





Even back in the day...

...dogs liked buttsex.




If MRN were a middle aged Japanese man ...

... all my dreams would come true.




I know right.

That's where poop and babies come from, it IS amazing.




Goddammit Dad ...

... stop coming to my proms!




That Bitch Be Like ...

... I don't respect your Asian girlfriend, ass.




Who?

... Is the real winner here?




Don't Judge...

... we all have hobbies : /




I've said it a million times ...

Black people do NOT respect goths.





First of all ...

First: How about eyes on the road hoebag.

Second: Whoever, or whatever you allowed to have sex with your vagina, gave you a devil child. That child is the devil. You should probably not tell the men you meet at bars about your devil child. They probably wont want to touch your vagina if they know the devil used to live in it.

Third: You have a nice smile, devil-vagina-unsafe-driver-lady.




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Offend Youngstown!

Facebook is a great way to connect to friends and family. Connecting to them by tagging them as a picture of cat balls.



But it's also a great way to calmly and intelligently discuss the important issues in the world and your community. And that is precisely why I created the facebook group "Did my man cheat because I have only one leg?"

However, that group never had a firm footing, so I created an even better group! A group about a community I sorta, kinda, almost live near, in a way, maybe, for now: Youngstown, Ohio!



A lot of people care a great deal about this mecca for crime, corruption, and poverty, and they created the group Defend Youngstown. Which is a great group, and they do great work. After all, if you spend any time in Youngstown, knowing how to defend yourself will probably keep you from being ass-rape-murdered.



Some people see the glass half full.

Some see it half empty.

I pooped in the glass, and Offend Youngstown on Facebook © was born!

To learn more about Youngstown, Ohio and the Offend Youngstown © group please watch the following documentary footage:




Comment. Join the group. ( o Y o )

10 Best Wizards Of All Time!

In legends and fairy stories, a wizard is a man who has magic powers. Or sometimes he's just a drunk pervert with a beard, who convinces you he's a wizard, only to have you discover his "magic power" is nothing more than an arthritic finger and a compulsion. Last time I go to that park alone : /

10. Jafar


Powers:
- Magic
- Talking Gilbert Gottfried Parrot
- Member of Al Qaeda






9. Saruman

"We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend." ... gay!

Powers:
- Magic
- Persuasion
- Beard





8. Merlin


Powers:
- Magic
- Tantric Massage
- Defensive tackle for the Los Angeles Rams






7. Gandalf The Gray

Powers:
- Magic
- Midgets





6. Gilbert Arenas

Powers:
- 3 point shot
- Guns
- Black





5. Harry Potter

Powers:
- Magic
- Glasses





4. Dumbledore

Powers:
- Magic
- Dead (spoiler alert)




3. Mr. Wizard

Powers:
- Science
- Magic
- 3 point shot




2. Gandalf The White

Powers:
- Magic
- Born again
- White Power




1. Kitty Wizard

Powers:
- All of them.





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10 Best Movies Of 2009

Since the Academy Awards weirdly (desperate attempt at driving up more interest for a show nobody watches anymore) now has 10 nominee's for best picture. Mostly good choices, but my list is better, more supple, and tight. I don't know what that means.

note: In a perfect world, Old Dogs would win every award ever, but we live in a sick world, with an angry God, so here are the 10 other best movies of last year:



10. 'Anvil! The Story of Anvil'
- It's the story of Anvil


9. Precious
- Oprah plays every part.


8. Star Trek
- Story of a young Luke Skywalker and his space friends.





7. Fantastic Mr. Fox
- Great makeup.


6. District 9
- District 8 was better.



5. Inglorious Basterds
- I learned a lot about WW2.


4. Zombieland
- You should take your young children to see it.




3. Where the Wild Things Are
- Kinda long Yeah Yeah Yeah's music video.


2. Up
- I wept like a young girl from start to finish, I even started my period during the movie.


1. Avatar
- 7foot naked smurfs in 3D! My prayers are finally being answered in life.




I haven't seen The Hurt Locker, A Serious Man, An Education, or 500 Days of Summer yet. But I've seen every other single movie including the ones you keep hidden in the back of your sock drawer, you sick sick people.

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Music Wars! The Beatles vs The Rolling Stones vs Elvis vs Cameo

Brand new edition to MRNspace: Music Wars!




4 Musical Acts Enter, One leaves. ... because the others are murdered. Well, not really murdered, but I just pick which one I like the most. And then I spend a year stalking them and murder them. Well not Elvis, he's already dead. But I will murder his family! Wait, wait I think I'm getting confused. Ok, so nobody gets "murdered" but still ... 4 Musical Acts Enter, but only One Survives! And is murdered.

1st:

The Beatles

Skills: Awesome Songs, Beard Growing, Fancy Outfits, Ringo

Weaknesses: Dying, Ringo





next:

The Rolling Stones

Skills: Awesome Songs (until the mid 80's,) Immortality, Karate

Weaknesses: Eating Disorders, Massive Drug Abuse, Poor Typing




next:

Elvis

Skills: Fancy Outfits, King of Rock n Roll, Karate

Weaknesses: Dead, Massive Drug Abuse, Athlete's Foot




next:

Cameo

Skills: Awesome Songs, Fancy Outfits, Black

Weaknesses: Dead? Maybe, nobody knows, Only one hit song, Black





- Beatles defeat Elvis, it was 4 to 1. Well, really 3 to 1, I'm not counting Ringo.

- Rolling Stones defeat Cameo, which shocked me because Cameo is black. But Charlie Watts stabbed him.

Which left it to Beatles vs. Rolling Stones.

Two Men Enter ... Each Other ... One Man Leaves.

Winner: ?

Your comments will decide.

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